I’m guilty of this sometimes on the subway. *taking a mental note of my inconsiderate douchery* Tennessee Grab *dead* subwaydouchery: SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Haven’t we met before?  Listen buddy… we’ve seen this done before… and we’ve seen it done better. (http://bit.ly/92REIh) Don’t get me wrong, we all enjoy a good pole up the ass every now and again. But we do it in the privacy of our own homes. And we do it with poles that thousands of people don’t have to touch for the rest of the day… hopefully. And I hear you saying, “But it’s through the jeans!?!?” Let me assure you, that is never an excuse. I don’t mean to point out what you already know, but a pole is meant to be held with the HANDS. What kind of society would we be if we all held balance with out butt cheeks? Perhaps a more festive one but not a very sanitary place to coexist. And if you insist on doing the ol’ Tennessee Grab (as it’s known colloquially in different parts of the U.S.) at least have the common courtesy to not start grabbin’ in the face of a poor unsuspecting young lady. Last butt not least, the only thing that should hang from a belt is a gun or a badge. Put the cell phone in your pocket.  *** Thanks to Maria for sending in this instant classic! Here’s a gift to you, Maria: http://bit.ly/mlsVn Always & forever, Keep on Douchin’ ***
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I’m guilty of this sometimes on the subway. *taking a mental note of my inconsiderate douchery*

Tennessee Grab *dead*



subwaydouchery:

SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Haven’t we met before? 

Listen buddy… we’ve seen this done before… and we’ve seen it done better. (http://bit.ly/92REIh) Don’t get me wrong, we all enjoy a good pole up the ass every now and again. But we do it in the privacy of our own homes. And we do it with poles that thousands of people don’t have to touch for the rest of the day… hopefully. And I hear you saying, “But it’s through the jeans!?!?” Let me assure you, that is never an excuse.

I don’t mean to point out what you already know, but a pole is meant to be held with the HANDS. What kind of society would we be if we all held balance with out butt cheeks? Perhaps a more festive one but not a very sanitary place to coexist. And if you insist on doing the ol’ Tennessee Grab (as it’s known colloquially in different parts of the U.S.) at least have the common courtesy to not start grabbin’ in the face of a poor unsuspecting young lady. Last butt not least, the only thing that should hang from a belt is a gun or a badge. Put the cell phone in your pocket. 

*** Thanks to Maria for sending in this instant classic! Here’s a gift to you, Maria: http://bit.ly/mlsVn Always & forever, Keep on Douchin’ ***

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