High-larious! Only in New York » SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Papa Don’t Seat - Along with driving, there needs to be a law against cell phone use whilst wearing a baby like a knapsack. - “Nice! Personal highest BreakBreaker score! wait..shit… where’s my daughter?”  - In some countries, this is completely acceptable.  - “I don’t know what all the fuss is, subway seats are pretty comfortable… they do make a lot of gurgling noises though.”   - Is that a baby leg floppin’ behind you, or are you just happy to see me? - Raising children is easy! Treat ‘em like luggage! - “I know… I know... but do you know how long it takes to put this fuckin’ thing on!”    - You should see what he does with her on planes!!! - “While your back there, how bout a quick shoulder rub?”   - Patagonia & Planned Parenthood Presents…. *** Picture was brought to The Douchery attention by dear old friend James K. Originally found on the world famous (.. and personal favorite!) FailBlog.org! Keep on Douchin’ *** From the “Douche” Watcher: subwaydouchery
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SUBWAY DOUCHERY : Papa Don’t Seat

- Along with driving, there needs to be a law against cell phone use whilst wearing a baby like a knapsack.

- “Nice! Personal highest BreakBreaker score! wait..shit… where’s my daughter?” 

- In some countries, this is completely acceptable. 

- “I don’t know what all the fuss is, subway seats are pretty comfortable… they do make a lot of gurgling noises though.”  

- Is that a baby leg floppin’ behind you, or are you just happy to see me?

- Raising children is easy! Treat ‘em like luggage!

- “I know… I know... but do you know how long it takes to put this fuckin’ thing on!”   

- You should see what he does with her on planes!!!

- “While your back there, how bout a quick shoulder rub?”  

- Patagonia & Planned Parenthood Presents….

*** Picture was brought to The Douchery attention by dear old friend James K. Originally found on the world famous (.. and personal favorite!) FailBlog.org! Keep on Douchin’ ***



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  1. migidc reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    F word in shock....don’t usually react that way,...photo… it...
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  4. amazingnamegoeshere reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    YOU GUYS ThERE IS A BABY BEHIND HIM
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  7. wisewalrus reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    still alive? Damn!!!
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  9. peroporquewhy reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    AWARD FOR FATHER OF THE YEAR GOES TO……………..
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  11. kjeanine reblogged this from cathrynmarie and added:
    OMGeeeee! I had to look 3 times to see that’s a baby there. WOW!!!
  12. ayetellsit reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    shouldn’t have kids…
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    High-larious! Only in New York »...“Douche” Watcher: subwaydouchery
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  22. cathrynmarie reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    OMG he’s smashing his baby! #DaddyFail
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  24. audraquadra reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    — HAHAHAHA. Okay so I follow...blog, SubwayDouchery, and it
  25. christinel reblogged this from subwaydouchery and added:
    people around him doing? lol. Say something!
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